08/08/2009 :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!!! <3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST METAL BEAR ( TIE XIONG )

Siian, went for work today..
haiis,
people long weekends but my one?
just only that pathetic 1 day rest ...
))=

I WANT MY OFFFFFFFF DAAAAAYYYYSSSSS MUMMMMYYYY!!!

Gonnna ton at Mac later on with Mr Gerard to finish his schoolwork...
I'll be bored to death.
haha....


Anyway,
Got a joke to share with you all ((=

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why is the lady dressed in white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the man dressed in black?"

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A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The old man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep, " was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."


♥ xiiao michelle ♥